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the itch philosophy May 21, 2009

Filed under: Life — freakville @ 1:26 am
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Nothing ever is achieved in this world without enthusiasm. Man developed through keenness to know the reason behind every happening. From basic doubts such as “Why there are seasons? Why the apple falls downwards?” to complicated ones like “Why a superficial cut over the skin hurts more than a deep cut? Can butterflies hold rain drops on their wings and if not, what happens to them when it rains? Why do mosquitoes seem to like some people more than others ?” made humans think and develop logic.

Children have unending doubts. Parents should lay foundation for their insight by patiently answering them. Here is beautiful example. A child asked his father, “Why do we itch?” His father didn’t know the reason but went through books and Internet and found the answer.

The itch philosophy

The sensory receptors just below the surface of the skin send itch messages to the brain.

They flow along the same pathways of the nervous system as pain sensations. Itching has no obvious cause and is not associated with any accompanying illness, but can be an early symptom of illnesses like diabetes and Hodgkin’s disease.

People are more than willing to scratch the skin and suffer the bleeding pain rather than tolerating the itch.

Then the boy asked his father how astronauts scratch an itch when they have space suits on. The father tried again with books and Internet but this time could not find a correct answer. He did not leave it there, wrote letters to five astronauts and surprisingly all of them responded.

Wendy Lawrence, who flew a shuttle flight on a 16-day mission replied that a LES suit certainly ‘conspired’ to foil an itch but an astronaut needed to wear it only three times: upon launch, at re-entry and during space walk. Glen Lutz, designer of space suits said that a V-shaped object called a Valsalva device that relieves ear aches created by air pressure changes can be used.

William Pogue, an ex-astronaut wrote, “Not only did my nose itch occasionally but also my ears. We had to just tolerate it. I usually tried rubbing my nose against the helmet but it didn’t help much. The best thing was to think something else.” The father and son reciprocated and sent him a thanks letter. Realising people’s enthusiasm about astronauts, William Pogue wrote a funny but informative book, “How do you go to the bathroom in space?” In the forward he says, “Knowledge is the power, but enthusiasm is its switch”.

 

kamsi n bro’s pelli

Filed under: Uncategorized — freakville @ 1:21 am

what an act it was !
today i dressed up in the polka dots saree and put heavy jewellery saj dhaj
ke and all..we wen’t to kamsi’s marraige function hall.it was good ..nice.then
my darlings neel,krish,jhan came along with bulb n santosh.we snapped up
a lot of pics and hurray had a gala time..but the happiness was short
lived.my mom forced me to start for bro’s pelli.in kamsi’s marraige i met jaya
full of attitude..enti?nenu ninnu assalu gurthu pattaledu..enduku nannu ala
strange ga vinta ga chusthunnavu? she bloated like a balloon only.her bro Vij
was staring at me with his lechourous eyes..not letting go of any oppurtunity
to start a conversation with me.when we were taking pics in lawn he was
staring at us like hell..with those raunchy,vulgar,cheap looks. then with a
heavy heart we started for bro’s pelli.the traffic jam ate up all our time.we
started by 8:15 and reached by 10! there in anna’s pelli..it was a big
disaster.everthing was so cheap..cheapo and cheapest ..looks like they were
competing for a cheapo competition…the hall the food was so dirty and
plates untidy and all the gents in the pelli staring at me…as soon as we
came inot the hall..a grp of 8-10 guys were discussing , joking and started
running towards me as if they had some kind of a bet. the guys never took off
their eyes off me on my any body part ..dunno what they were staring at.anna
was happy tht we came..after coming here i realized tht Vij’s staring was
nothing compared to the guys here and kamsi’s pelli was like rajakumari’s
pelli with all the hangu and aarbhatam and decoration and lighting and
venue.i made a mistake.i must have waited there and asked bulb to drop me
off at neel’s house so tht dad can come n pick me up.i also would have had
a nice time with them 😦 my decision was wrong indeed 😦
anyway i can’t help it now..whtz over is over for now.

 

u turn May 19, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — freakville @ 2:07 am

suddenly life took a u turn and and there came a hella lotta confusion abt
everything.after the forceful chat with kulling spst padma abt how happy i
am..without any tensions n worries etc etc crap.i got a call from delhi nagz
proj and i was least interested in moving to delhi for reasons best known to
everyone. but manjari was also not in a position to listen.meanwhile i begged
for sometime and floated cv to satti in bang and kondu in chn.letz see whtz
in store..but i don wanna go to dilli ..mammmmmmmaaaaaa 😦 😦 😦

 

Never be a Developer— TOO GOOD :-) May 18, 2009

Filed under: jokes — freakville @ 6:33 pm
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Introduction:
Roshan D’Mello (QA Tester)
Developer (Mukesh Thakur)

Roshan D’Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear.

Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it
fixed.


After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.



After another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry
is not getting the sound.



After another 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt
speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry’s machine, please use
head phones and then get the bug closed soon.



Another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as ‘BEEP’ in my machine, but
My colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound
as ‘TONG’.

Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them
uniform?
Please close it.



Another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep
Sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces
Beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend’s machine produces
Sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all
machines.



Another 2 days later,

Mukesh Thakur :  Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the
Volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both
The machines before I get mad and then close the bug.



Another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello :  I have re-opened the bug.

Mukesh Thakur :  What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for
re-opening?

Roshan D’Mello:  Sound intensity is different for machines placed at
different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.



After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur : I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of
the
two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the
acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity
is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the
bugs.



After 1 year

Roshan D’Mello :  I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested
The clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same
Acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.

Mukesh Thakur : GROWLLLL…..I am really mad now. I am sure that the
Sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background
noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because
of background noice.

Roshan D’Mello :   No need for that. We will put the machines and run
them in vacuum and see.

Mukesh Thakur: ??
Result———————–
He is now in mental asylum while Roshan D’Mello has become QA Manager.

 

chn callin again? May 17, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — freakville @ 1:49 am

today i got the call from chn proj…suri was totally impressed by my ans 😀 he even asked me which coll i was from ! f*** y do u want all those details?
anyway tht proj is yet to be confirmed for our org.so..looks like itz gonna be
long wait again.sridvi called and told tht shez gonna start to chn and join the
new proj.

 

dev-d

Filed under: Movies — freakville @ 1:48 am
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today i watched dev-d.it was damn cheap and vulgar stuff.i did not like it a
bit.a very modern,urban cosmopolitan version of the dev and paro evergreen luv story or wht should i call it? i thought lenni as chanda and her story were a bit emotional and touching.rest of it was just crap.i was not able to sit thru the movie! thank god i did not make a mistake of my life by gng to the theater for such cheap stuff.and the songs and taking were pathetic.especially, the tauba tera dash tauba something, yeh emotional athyachar? wherez the athyachar damn? only sheer tourture for the audience 😦 abhay deol’s performance was also lacklusture.y did he choose such a script??
verdict: u can happily miss this one..don’t care abt the critics acclaim and
stuff

 

IPL Poll May 15, 2009

Filed under: kudos — freakville @ 6:59 pm
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Result of the poll:
Do you find the IPL in South Africa as exciting as its first edition?
Users Opinion:
A)  Yes
24.2%
B)  No
50.8%
C)  I’m not following the IPL
24.8%
Total Polls : 32669
 

glass art

Filed under: arts and crafts — freakville @ 6:50 pm

glassart1

fevicryl glass colors and tubes are to be used.

 

veg cutlet

Filed under: Food — freakville @ 6:11 pm

take a half cup grated raw carrot .add another half cup finely chopped and boiled beans.take a cooked potato and make a paste with the carrot and beans.add armchur powder,dhaniya powder,red chilli powder,chaat masala powder to this mixture.take few bread slices and sprinkle water on them.now tear the bread into small pieces and add it to the veg mixture.knead the mixture.make this mixture inot small cutlets and balls

this is optional, if u like til or sesame seeds.roll cutlets and balls in white til seeds.

take a pan..pour lil oil and put the cutlet into the pan.remember itz not deep fry but shallow fry.now take the cutlets inot a plate and serve them!

 

Gulal

Filed under: Movies — freakville @ 2:29 am
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Love-power-revolution is very apt for this movie.I watched this extrememly absorbing and griping movie called Gulal.mindblowing stuff by anurag kashyap.A master peice of different cinema,meaninful cinema showing high profile passion crime.The story revolves around rajputa dream, to bring down the democracy and to build an empire of autocracy…the rajputs in this film live with a feeling of being robbed from their power,wealth and their kingdom. Dukey bana palyed by kay kay menon is one of the central characters.He is the senapati who wants to lead the revolution.All the characters all the ladies and gents gave power packed peformances..very commendable to the new comer’s play such powerful roles with ease. this film is nothing but power play and the struggle to gain an upper hand over others. its truly classic stuff and very close to reality. dilip is a seedha saadha,timid,shy ordinary guy who joins a college as a student but ends up as a general secretrary.he becomes a roomie with rajsa. his highness has two children vijay bana and daughter kiran whom he cannot accept them as his legal heir as they are due to illegitimate relation.the plot is very intriguing and interesting.kiran plays a bitch who can go to any extent to fulfil her dreams and to obtain the power. anuja is another strong and bold character . madhuri as a mujra dancer also gives commendable performance. watch this movie for the extreemely exciting twists and turns of the plot and power play. finally vijay and kiran become the all pervading power due to mindless act of dilip ..of course who is blinded by kiran’s love.dukey bana,rajsa,dilip everyone is dead as the plot slowly unravels.there are a few disturbing ragging scenes which are to be avoided,but u can’t avoid the reality .can u ?

I rate this movie as a “must watch , if u enjoy watching meaningful and different cinema”

4.5 stars on 5 !

Incredible stuff