SDLC – S/Wengineer Depression Life Cycle May 29, 2008

Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle

College Life:
College Life..Bindas…..!!!!!!! ……



Campus Selection:

Our Interviewer… Seems to be Dedicated…and Serious …


Joining Date:
Call from Company HR to Join……



Dilemma:

Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..


Induction:

Same Guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed….


Project Allocation :
What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong

Team Introduction:
Things going bitter………………



Mentor :

Mentor Please help me…Night out’s I am working 18 hrs a day.. …I got Screwed…


Coding :



It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…





Testing:

Tester : Don’t….Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
What is this Code…..You Idiot…it’s performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid…You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&

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Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL

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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..


Subject: Adieu
Importance : High

HI ALL,

I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I sincerely request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…


I am Going to Himlayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….

No Thanks and No Regards,

Bye… Hanu

~(happy) holiday

had a holiday today..but cant call it a happy holiday as the “happy” part was missing ..I dont know the reason for my bitterness but I feel betrayed 😦

I spoke to jhanu for sometime and realized that I have been left way behind in life…all other have moved ahead and made waves of progress ..but am still at the same place..like going round the earth by standing the equator !! she updated me about the cool lives of vysh,niyan,bhavn,niha,krish etc etc.She also plans to go for a blanket…y did i miss my blanket 😦

I m totally confused , sad ,depressed …mom says why u r so unhappy? for something that is so temporary…be happy and enjoy here…again u ll not get this !! dont repeat the same ol mistake as kol !!

hmm……now thatz food for thought !!

complete family entertainer ;)

I have never seen a more entertaining dramatic thriller till today !! It has action, suspense,thrill,fear,comedy …..in fact a complete family entertainer

Morning call with Pista:(9:00 – 9:30)

Offshore lo 16 mandi unnaru..em chesthunnarandi? oka set development ..oka set testing cheyyachu kada!!

RK enters the call and growls and declares that we are good for nothing…why always the sequencer is aborted? Never in itz lifetime it has finished successfully :X why the developer who has developed this is not taking the resposiblity.blah..blah…blah

Conference call with pista ,S,sherwani,big boss and (me on mute) (11:00 – 11:45)

it became really nasty with all the blame game..that u did not complete it! and itz coz of u we are in this state ..things just sucked..what the f*** we are doing then !!

Emergency meeting with me,pras,sherwani,S,big boss (12:00 – 1:00)

boss declares that offshore takes the complete ownership.no involvement of onsite required to execute the delivery.onsite just f*** off. We have traveled so many miles , why we are reluctant about traveling the last few inches of this  assignment?

SIT  Call with Russ, includes all the techies and big shots:(6:30 – 7:00)

DO or DIE call on 6/2. Else please f*** off

Personally I was very happy today…I filed my tax returns without any hassles ..especially my mood totally got transformed after speaking to that hdfc call center lady …and her efficient service in providing me the micr code 🙂 I have been delegating work and running around…I have never seen S so powerful and aggressive as in todays emergency meeting…

When I am doing everything..what onsite will do..sit and enjoy in the SIT aa? I am proactive and ask questions ..but I get no answers … later again onsite will blame me …and i have to take the blame also :X

Tomorrow happens to be a holiday ..thanks to the politicians ..it is a by-election for us 🙂

got another list of docs to be submitted and am totally worried now abt it 😦

Asuya Ghaataina premaki Thermometer May 28, 2008

from my past relationships i learned :

Never ever Speak truth with the gal – They would never believe!!

Never ever confess u r mistakes!! – The day U do this , mate U r screwed Big Time!!

Sorry from a Guy- Sucks in a Gal’s Dictionary

This is my buddy’s opinion…of course itz not about me 😉

bp shows 160/80 May 27, 2008

where should i start…the whole day i was running around ..co-ordinating ppl..fighting for connections…distributing work..getting inputs etc etc..at any point of time my bp should have showed constantly at 160/80

helped rekha out of this mess…sj was late to office.S came back with prasadam.

Pokkala’s raunchy looks towards kuram are a BIG put off

very sleepy ya..forgot wht i thought i should write

gn

good morning rk…good night rk May 26, 2008

day started and ended with rk’s call. lotz of work…were idle in the first half and were struggling in the second half to meet the tight deadlines.was able to make out from various tones of rk, his mood, his way of managing things etc

pista was ok to me in the morning call…was not very mean as the usual way he is…may be bcoz he is with rk. good for me at least in one way rk is helping me 🙂 the painful week of morning calls has started off and goes for 4 days.letz see how it goes!!

yet another sunday… May 25, 2008

had no escape today from the claws of rk

it was sick and tiring.I have to get up early and go attend the call by 9:00 . came into the dumb shift again 😦

pras is coming late.rk gave a half day off…what abt all those weekends whn i had worked and was not even given a privilege of an off..so putting off..so, tomorrow i would be entering the battlefield with pista ..

Am not just scared…sh*t scared about it !

sherwani’s day out May 24, 2008

today i just couldnt stop appreciating sravz presence of mind.When pista asked 2 of us to stay back for the whole night to fix the bugs, sravz immediately called the big boss at our support and we got his full support.Pista was flummoxed….he he 🙂

The whole day was running around here and there with lotz of work…no respite from the stress and pressure.

pras and pista May 22, 2008

Things are really hot from the past 2 days between pras and pista…sparks are flying around..pista is really mean to fight over in such a way.pras is so insecure that she does not include me in the mails to pista. good for me…as i can just say ..is it !!! I am unaware of it :O

S is on a leave ..a long weekend ..wonder how things would turn up in his absence

Not much work today .Life was really cool …after a long time …at least a day can be enjoyed while others run over here and there 🙂

May 20, 2008

What a Day to Start with !!

untimely rain…heavy rain at 7:31 in the morning.No power till 10:30.Cant Sleep coz it became extremely humid…Got up totally  irritated due to lack of sleep and suffocation. No Auto to catch …A political party’s procession..chaos on the road..hot sun ..walking in the keechad ..finally an auto and itz already too late to catch the train 😦 Felt really bad about it. Reached after an hour’s journey in the sun, hot air, pollution and irritation.

Work was ok…cool.everybody left early. got some help on individual initially..letz hope things get better.every one left and I was chatting with NAG pouring my all my heart …same from his side too…mostly about pista, rejection of 4, etc. Enjoyed the way back home with Naikal’s conversation about how much our  parent’s sacrifice for us and we hardly realize it ! ridiculous on our part !! shame on our part !!!