Readin Seenu’s jokes might not cause u to laugh..
BUT HIS NARRATION DOES make u LAUGH UR HEAD OFF!!!!
did any one hear abt srinu sirs joke on scientists.w
well it goes like this
once all the scientists who have died have gone to heaven .the were playiong hide and seek
einstein is the thief.he started his count .newton stood at the back of einstein and havent moved from there.HE DREW A 1/I SQUARE AND STOOD IN THAT.AFTER THE COUNT EINSTEIN OPENED HIS EYES TO TURN BACK AD SEE THAT NEWTON WAS BEHIND HIM.HE TOUCHED NEWTON AND SAID THAT HE IS THE THEIF.NEWTON SAID THAT HE IS NOT NEWTON.”I’M NOT NEWTON”.EINSTEIN AND EVRYONE THOUGHT THAT NEWTON HAD GONE MAD.N
NEWTON EXPLAINED THEM THAT “I STAND IN A 1/1 SQUARE,THEREFORE IT IS NEWTON/METRE SQUARE……THEREFORE IT IS PASCAL. SO I’M PASCAL AND NOT NEWTON”
once seenu seriously came 2 d class and drew a tv(typical seenu style a square box wid an antenna on top!!!!) on d board….den he asked d students wanna know news????den he turned 2wards d board and drew an underwear in tht tv ahem..box and said news in brief…!!!!
Seenu:Babu… Prati 4 years ki Peepa competion lu jarugutayi kada(FIFA)… alage…. prati year KOTI lo story telling competition conduct chestaru…
Koti lo pedda shamyana vesi… 4 judges from different countries …
There are 4 topics to be essentially covered in every story…
1.Religion
2.sex
3.Suspense
4.Tragedy
1st one american comes… He tells his story : Marriage divorce Marriage divorce Marriage divorce Marriage divorce … blah blah …. It ended in 4 hours…
2nd … an english man : king died.. king wife died… king son died… blah blah… Sory-3hrs
Lastly our Babban babu comes ( Babaiah Naidu – sorry 4 his recent death)…
His story ” Oh My God! My Wife is going to deliver”
and steps down the dias…
Judges get infuriated and ask him 4 an explanation abt those points which were necessary….
Judges: where is religion?
Babban: God —- !! All religions…
Judges: where is sex?
Babban: Wife — female!!!!!
Judges: where is suspense?
babban: Adi babaa… paapaa… mari inka edannaa?? that is suspense..
Judges : Ok Babban babu!… tell me where is tragedy..
Babban: Tragedy ye hain ki uska baap kaun hain nahee maloom!!!!!!!
and steps down………
this time bond takes care that the ant doesn’t die…
now guess the back ground muzik pappae….
“live-ant,live-ant,live-ant…..”
(with the same james bond tune)
lolz….for his “brain”
one day seenu sir enters the class
and tells that his friend praveen went to KBC2 and won 1 crore
here is it for u
amithab:aapke samne 1 crore ka prashn pesh karne ja raha hoon
praveen: jee ha
amithab:sawal ye hai
abhishek bachan ka baap kaa naam kya hai
he gives 4 options 1st being amithab himself
praveen:(has 2 lifelines left)mein 50-50 use karronga
after doing all the process and after a few secs
amithab almost fell out of his seat
bcos
the computer eliminates the option amithab bachan
then he regains balance and controlling his anger
he askks praveen wat he wants to do now
praveen:i will use phone a friend
amithab:kise phone karna chahenge
praveen:jaya bachan
amithab calls jaya tells her everything about praveen and his game
then praveen asks jaya the question
then amithab bachan faints
reason……?
jaya bachan asks praveen
zara options batayiye
Seenu: Sachin and Kambli were gr8 gr8 friends….
Valliddaru oke kancham lo tinnaru… oke mancham lo padukunnaru… oke underwear vesukunnaru!! (Stus: ????)
Seenu: Vallu same skool lo chadivaru…
Same skool ground lo same day lo centuries chesaru..
They joined 1st class cricket on the same day… They joined International cricket the same day… (Stus:WOndering if all this is correct)
(He goes on)
They married the same day… Had sex the same day (stus: Some embarrased …. and now they realise that all this isnt true)
Seenu: But one problem boys::: Sachin had 2 children whereas Kambli had only one…
Kambli gets confused and asks Sachin how this is possi..
Then Sachin says BOOST IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGY!!!
Venakalninchi Sehwag: OUR ENERGY!!!!!!!!
LOL
hey paps n babs…..sms occhindi..”Save Water,hav bath wid ur neighbours daughter”
Seenu: Once James Bond was going on his motor bike at 24.00 hrs at 999 kmph velocity…..
He suddenly stops the bike — an instantaneous stop to 0 kmph and brings out his Magnifying glass…
Seenu: Now babu,… babu ante paapa,.. meeru kooda vastharamma!! Now ,.. ok ….
Now, papae tell me what will be the backgroung music for the above episode???
Students(we): No answer….
Then
Seenu: Simp, the music is “Dead-ant Dead-ant Dead-ant Dead-ant”…..
(The James Bond Theme…….LOLZ
sreenu(showing a pic in his mobile):babu,eee photo lo vunna pillodu(young baby)..naa laganey..vunnadu kadha??
student(bakra):avunu sir
sreenu:maa pakkintabbai…lolz
srinuuuu…reminds only of nv jokes….egzampleeeeee…..da vry first day he cam 2 our class he went near da 1st bench gals n started talkin……….
srinu:papaaa r u sexy?????
student:feelin really vry strange at his ques saw him doubtfully…
srinu:enti papaaa
std:???
srinu:chichi meeku eppudu avey paadu budhullu….papaaaaaa nenu adigindi r u section c aaaaaaa ani…
gotchaaaaa sec C ANAMAAATA
srinu asked one boy in our class to collect the names of all the students who didnt giv the ramaiah ht-no…
he asked him to start with the girls…
the boy was taking a lot of time to collect the names..
srinu asked him…”arrey nuvvu ammayila phone numberlu collect chestunnava leeka vaari bio-data collect chestunnava”
when he was asking the phno’s of the girls he said –‘arrey ammyilu, phone numberlu koncham gattiga cheppandi .. abbayilu note chesukuntaaru’
hey howcum no one mentioned the jack n jill joke??!!!
srinu reads out this poem sayin nursery rhymes kuda pollute chestunnaru papae……..
jack n jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water,
but dont kno wat happened
they came down vth a daughter!!!lolz
today, a student did not put comma when srinu sir dictated in his ysual style “cumaaa….”
then srinu noticed and scolded him saying “comma pettaledentra KAMA PISACHI!”
yeah…i kno…tht actually is the diff between a person jumping frm 4th floor and a person jumping frm 1st floor…aaaaaaaaaaaaa…. dhum……….
dhum………..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
std:700rupees…
srinu:thnk logically….(finally the student gives up)
then srinu says….the ans is “ANGRY”..lolz…!!!!
During one of the tests, srinu sir came to our class room n said that there was a mistake in the question paper …. n he said that it was a huge mistake n we shud find the mistake ourselves ….
We were searching ,searching n searching for the mistake … finally he said
paapalu baabulu … prati questionki mundu :heart: symbol kotteyandi … kottesi STAR(*) pettandi …..
telusu ra meeku aa symbols alavatu aipoyayi … emchestam
once a guest came to their house..
guest :namaste madam
aunty:namaste
guest:meeku entamandi pillalu?
aunty: 5
(then all the five karthiks come out)
guest:abbo….mee pillalu muddu ga unnaru …..valla perlenti?
anty:karthik,karthik,karthik,karthik,karthik….
guest: adentandi mari…. vallani piliche tappudu meeru confuse avvara?
anty: nenu valla first name to pilavanu surname to pilustanu…
god : wat do u want son??
muscle man : give me the world’s best women…
then god ‘ll give mother teresa to him n ‘ll vanish
lol…..seenu sir: vaadu mother teresa toh emi chestadu ra?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
there were 10 fishes in a pond……….
suddenly one fish dies!
now one tuff que! what happens to the level of water in the pond???/
increases! B COS all other fishes would cry for their frnd………….
============idhi maku ,crash course batch nadichetappudu cheppadu le!
A guy(x) is visited by his to-be father in law. Here’s the convo between them.
FIL: Babu neevu smoke chestava
x: ledu uncle. only 2 packets per day
FIL: Drink kodthava
x: Only 2bottles per day
FIL: Mari tobacco gutka alantivi
x: Just 5 -6 packets everday uncle
FIL: Chi chi neekanni negative paadalavatlena. okkati kooda positive alavatu leda??
x: undi kada! HIV positive
once, physics sir…sorry i dont rem his name..
he brot a tank in the class to show the ripples
it was in betwn srinu sirs class..
i was trying to put the plug into the socket…
he goes…baaaaga durrchali baabu…sukhanga undalii…aaaan aaan doorchu doorchu
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another damned joke..
he as usual makes the ppl stand in class who were absent on the prev day..
he asks a guy for a reason..
the guy replies …’intlo pooja undi sir’
srinu “enti baabu…intlo pooja undaa..? dom intlo leka pote…intiki pooja ni tecchu kuntava…chi chi chi”
babban(praveens frn) goes to jungle
shoota an arrow at adeer misses by 1 metre.
babban:”makki nishanaa chutt gaya”
this continues for a while
a saint gets disturbed by this whole scene and asks babban to use good language
babban does not listen to the saint
as a result
saint:”oh! lord INDRA cut off babbans _______”
indra shoots arrows to earth
but saint’s ______ is cut off
now guess what
INDRA saya’MAKKI NISHANA CHUUT GAYA”
this was an incident in our class..
a girl was ill one day , she ran out of the class as she was about to vomit… unfortunately it was srinu’s class
srinu suddenly looks at a boy and says chi chi nuvvu ilanti vadivi ani anukoledu,…
srinu \m/
one of the assignment”s title was SRETTUG ROF
read it backwards
sreenu : idigo paapa ante baabu meern kooda amma now papae
okka rooju okka father valla baabu car lo veltunnaru amma ithe daari lo train guddi
father spot lo out appudu baabu ventane 108 ki phone cheesi urgent vaccheye
neenu emergency lo vunnanu ani chebu taadu ithe paapae theatre ki teesukuni velli
operation theatre ready cheestaru appudu doc says ‘neenu operation cheyyanu yendukante vaadu na koduku’ now the tuff q baby’s q aa doc aa baabu ki emavu thaadu paapa 1/2 nuvvu cheppamma
paapa:aa baabu ki two two fathers sir
Once a person was traveling in a Jeep across a forest and it so happens that a tiger starts chasing him.
he becomes very afraid and finally thinks of some way out. He gives a right indicator and takes a sudden left turn. But the tiger goes to the right because of the indicator.
But soon the tiger is back to chasing him. This time he does the reverse that is gives a left indicator and takes a right. The tiger is fooled once again but manages to get back to chasing him.
By this time the tiger is very angry and the man is very tense. He thinks very deeply and finally thinks of away out. Can anyone guess how?
He slows down the jeep and waves hand indicating the tiger to overtake !!!
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