grad student! October 15, 2009

I don’t like small talk.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I hate meeting new people.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I do not have time for relationships
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I haven’t been outside the university… like EVER
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I have no will to dress up
Yes, I’m a grad student.

There’s a bunch of wires in my bag,
Yes, I’m a grad student.

Power points decide where i sit.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

i google every word i don’t know(and know sometimes 😛 )
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I cant stay in a place without wi fi.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I know what I’m doing the rest of the week
Yes, I’m a grad student.

The only dates i know are deadlines and graduation dates(keeps changing 😛 )
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I cant remember the last time i cooked food.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

The only social interaction is facebook.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I know where free food is.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

The only thing that feels unfair is a career fair
Yes, I’m a grad student.

Yes, I TRY to sell myself to a pharma company
Yes, I’m a grad student.

Career fair t shirts are my best day clothes.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I cant write an email without brackets and references.
Yes, I’m a grad student.

My only friends are those who are in my course
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I pity people who are technically challenged
Yes, I’m a grad student.

If you want my attention, say “H1 B”
Yes, I’m a grad student.

I can actually be “just friends” with a female,
Yes, I’m a grad student.

And finally,

I composed this in my gmail editor coz it autosaves and backs up stuff.
Any guesses ? Yes, Yes, Yes, Im a grad student !!!!